★★★ WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL REAL WEBSITE OF UNCLE'S SOFTWARE EMPORIUM ★★★ NO WE WILL NOT FIX YOUR PRINTER ★★★ YES IT IS JUST ONE GUY ★★★ PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME ★★★
We build software. We do NOT fix your printer. Please stop emailing me.
Founded accidentally in 2002. Still shipping.
★ NEW! ★ Now with a WEBSITE! ★
🚧 THIS PAGE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 2002 🚧

THINGS I HAVE BUILT

The AppIt does the thing. You asked for the thing. Here is the thing. One time payment of your respect.AS SEEN ON TIKTOK
Another AppMy nephew said this one would "go viral." It went viral. He has not called since.AS SEEN ON TIKTOK
Software No. 3Built in one night. Do not ask about the night. The software works. I am fine.AS SEEN ON TIKTOK
[ Your Next Viral Build ]Every video ends the same way: "I built it. It's on Uncle's Software Emporium." Then they come here. Then they see this.COMING SOON

ABOUT THE FOUNDER

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Hello. I am Uncle. I started this company by accident when I bought the wrong domain name. Instead of giving up, I decided to build software, because in my day you did not return things, you made them your personality.

I have no investors. I have no team. I have one laptop and a dream and a cup of chai that has been cold since Tuesday. I built everything on this website myself. If it is broken, that is also me.

Please subscribe. Please do not email me. Both of these. At the same time. Thank you.

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CONTACT THE UNCLE

Business, invoices, marriage proposals (declined):
unclebuildsapps.official.real.2002@gmail.com

Complaints & printer issues:
please-stop@unclesoftware.com

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